Saturday in Suburbia

So, I have to work this weekend. It is a BEAUTIFUL day with a clear blue sky, no wind. This is great weather for MOWING. So, all day long as I type I will get to hear the sounds of mowers running. Other than my neighbor Bob, who mowed yesterday, everybody mows on Saturday. Maybe it is a conspiracy. If people mowed on different days, the lawn heights would not match would they? And that would be a bad thing probably. I am thinking of getting my husband an electric mower for Father's Day. It isn't as pricey and you would think, and maybe we could start a trend in the neighborhood.